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By Patrick McCabe

From the winner of the Irish instances Award for Fiction 1992 and the Booker Prize shortlisted writer of The Butcher Boy.

It appeared as though the city of Carn, a huddled clump of windswept gray constructions break up in through a muddied major road, had one way or the other been lively away and supplanted via a thriving, bustling position which bore no resemblance no matter what to it. For a break up moment, she observed her personal demise, a gunmetal face fastened at the sky, everywhere in the faces and voices of Carn as she had recognized it. Josie Keenan had come domestic to the city of Carn, the single domestic she knew’

‘A distinct checklist via someone who is familiar with that the truth of small-town lifestyles is as very important in literature as any element of eire . . . a savage, uncooked and sour honesty . . . i do know no Irish author with such an visible, remarkable talent’
Dermot Bolger, Sunday Independent

‘Powerful, unique writing – Patrick McCabe’s Carn introduces some of the most promising writers in a protracted, lengthy time’ invoice Buford, Granta
‘Resolute . . . the writing is uncooked and didactic. His tale bears the hideous ring of authenticity’

‘Stylishly narrated, yet with the chronological forthrightness that comes as a benison after a few smooth novels’
London overview of Books

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She was getting her masters in economics The next hour of conversation was tantilizing and insanely intelligent. We talked about econometric modeling. We talked about efficient frontier theory. We talked about Miller-Modigliani. And then she talked about her specialty, behavioral economics. I love it when chicks talk dirty to me. And thinking that the night could not get better, it did. Her friends showed up. All of them finance majors and all of them just as capable of holding intelligent conversation which lasted the next hour.

This is why you will never see the NAACP or Jesse Jackson even admit to an improvement in race relations. This is why schools will always be underfunded and will cry bloody murder and child abuse if you just hold their budgets steady. This is why the environment will forever be on the apocalyptic verge of destruction even if we ban the automobile. This is why you can have a women’s studies professor claim she is 100% independent while in reality she is the trophy wife of the public sector. This is why you have Arriana Huffington and Mark Dayton inheriting their money going on political crusades to make themselves feel better.

So let me introduce a little reality into the situation. For the most part, I believe most women subscribe to the theory that "ONE" person did this to you, and therefore scarred you for the rest of your life, because it's simple. The human brain (male or female) is more prone to select the simpler theory because it takes too much effort to accept and rationalize complex ones. This is not a criticism of women, because men are just as susceptible to believe in a "simple" theory than a complex one.

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